学会有新意的英语演讲开场白，不怕英语演讲有人打瞌睡
标签：创意英语演讲开场白 一场演讲你想要想要让大家记住你最好是在开始的时候就让大家感兴趣，一个有新意幽默的英语眼睛开场白就显得很重要了。与众不同的英语演讲开场白才能让大家耳目一新，一口流利的英语口语才能让大家听起来舒服。 （想让你的英语好听起来，赠送一节免费的英语试听课：https://www.spiiker.com/daily/?qd=ruby专业学习提高英语口语能力） 1、作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。 As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake. 幽默注释：你们或者睡觉，或者不睡，只要不打呼噜，我就接着讲。 2、作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。 As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning ---- especially by the program committee. 幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。 3、演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡 Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast. 幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。 4、过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用，我不再紧张了，但眼睛有些疲劳。 I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eyestrain. Yes 幽默注释：把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们，就不紧张了。 5、演讲就象给草坪浇水，如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。 Making a speech is like watering a lawn. You’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in. 幽默注释：有人打呼噜，有人说话，都是正常的，有四分之一观众听就不错了。 6、演讲开始时我们有一些共同点，你们不知道我要讲什么——我也不知道。 At the very start, let me just say that we both have something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to say --- and neither do I. 幽默注释：我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲，我不知道我要讲点儿什么 7、开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目，我现在少讲20分钟，我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。 Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television. I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2. 幽默注释：放着现场不看，偏要回家在电视上看。 更多人浏览了：
